[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
I bet my dad knows.
It was the best of Bynes
It was the worst of Bynes
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and now you are also 15 minutes late.
My dad starts working next week!!
You know what that means?
He won’t be drunk at home very much.
Maybe just weekends.
I find it funny that my aunts and uncles trust me enough to watch their kids.
I let them run around and do whatever they want.
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?